Map – QMU Layout

Our Uncensored Market takes over three floors of the Queen Margaret Union (QMU), right in the heart of Glasgow’s West End. Here’s a breakdown of what you’ll find where, so you don’t miss a thing:


🧁 Ground Floor – The Main Hub

This is where the magic starts.

  • ☕ Café & Quiet Area
    Grab a brew, take a breath, and chill out. Our quiet space is right next to the café if you need a sensory break or just want to sit down somewhere calm.
  • 🎭 Reception & Business Table
    Pop by to say hi, grab your tickets and ask any questions! You’ll also find our community business table and our very own sticker bombed selfie mirror – Feel free to add a sticker or strike a pose!
  • 🏛️ Main Hall
    The heart of the market.
    • 🛍️ Market Stalls – Your favourite kinky, queer, alt, nerdy & spicy businesses
    • 🍻 Bar – Serving drinks to fuel your day
    • 🎤 Main Stage – Hosting our iconic entertainers throughout the day
    • 💖 Social Area – Sit, snack, chat, watch, flirt, decompress, repeat

📚 First Floor – Workshops & Chill Views

Time to level up—literally.

  • 🛠️ Workshop Area
    Come learn something hands-on and saucy. Our workshops are always queer, kink-positive and community-led
  • 👀 Balcony View
    Overlooking the Main Hall and stage — accessible seating and wheelchair spaces available
  • 🌀 Secret Second Room
    Not in use just yet, but we’re cooking up something exciting for 2026… watch this space!

🥡 Second Floor – Peko Panda Restaurant

Yes, there’s Chinese food. Yes, it slaps.

  • 🍜 Peko Panda
    Delicious sit-in or takeaway Chinese cuisine. All food is welcome to be brought downstairs to the social area so you can munch while you mingle.

We’ll have clear signage and lovely volunteers to help you find your way on the day. Accessibility matters to us — QMU is wheelchair accessible and we’re always happy to answer questions ahead of time.

Need more info or have specific access requirements?

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